[morgoth]

The UN recently conducted a servey with just one question in it.

The question was....
Please give your honest opinion to a solution to the severe food
shortage in the rest of the world.

The survey was a dismal failure because.........................

The South Americans didn't know what "please" meant.
The Austrailians didn't know what "give" meant.
The Asians didn't know what "honest" meant.
Those in the Eastern block didn't know what "opinion" meant.
Those in the Middle East didn't know what "solution" meant.
Those in the Carribien didn't know what "servere" meant.
The Africans didn't know what "food" was.
Those in Western Europe didn't know what "shortage" meant.
and.....
Those in the USA. didn't know what the "rest of the world"
meant.