[yonqo]

[RoT]

25 signs that you have grown up

Nice compilation again. You are grown and responsible gentleman/woman when :

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”.
10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit”.
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again”.
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, “Oh shit, what the hell happened?”
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[19:44:08] Morgoth: mda, predupredil me e LoveHate, che ot tebe spasenie nema

[RoT]

http://www.thefunnystuff.net/viewmovie.php?ad_key=WFSLKDLEIFGM&tracking_id=900906&id=657
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[19:44:08] Morgoth: mda, predupredil me e LoveHate, che ot tebe spasenie nema

[_sasho]

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[_sasho]

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[D3im05]

me :))))))


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[Greenhorn]

http://vbox7.com/play:2ea957ac

[McLaren]

http://www.vbox7.com/play:4c481f58

[RoT]

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?

Michael said, Just a minute I have to go pee ………………….

The teacher responded by saying, That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it ?

Sherman said, I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll ben right back ……………………

That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners ????

“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment ? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”

The teacher fainted …………………….
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[19:44:08] Morgoth: mda, predupredil me e LoveHate, che ot tebe spasenie nema

[PERO!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_VtqtxCHY&eurl=http://bitovo.info/index.php?id=257

[yonqo]

Пасял си един овчар овцете и изведнъж черен облак закрил небето,
станало тъмно като в рог, отминал облака, но овцете били изчезнали.
Станало му мъчно на овчара, изкачил се на върха на планината и се провикнал с пълно гърло:

Овчаря: ДЕКА СА МИ ОВЦЕТЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ?
Ехото отвърнало: НЕ ЗНААААААМ!

Овчаря (по-тихо): дека са ми овцетее?
Ехото: не знааам!

Овчаря (още по-тихо): дека са ми овцете?
Ехото: не знам!

Овчаря (шепнешком): дека са ми овцете?
Ехото:
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Ту ди аирпорт ма, оооооооу...

[RoT]

Мбухахаха
http://allfunny.net/index.php/funny-videos/don-t-mess-with-santa.html
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[19:44:08] Morgoth: mda, predupredil me e LoveHate, che ot tebe spasenie nema

[killswitch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LQSoMakoIU&feature=related
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[snooper]

Събрал се храбрият и трудолюбив черногорски народ, да реши, кога че ради, и кога че отмаря. Станал уважаваният от всички бае Раде. Окашлял се и рекъл: "Я предлагам тъй - събота и неделя - отмор, понеделник - отмор от отмора, вторник - че се готвим да радим, среда че радим, четвъртък - отмор от среда, петък - че се готвим за отмор"... Избухнали аплодисменти. Храбрият и трудолюбив черногорски народ скандирал името на бае Раде, който скромно се усмихвал и покланял. Само - не по-малко уважаваният - бае Данило, стоял от мрачен, по-мрачен. "Бае Данило, що така?", го питали. Бае Данило изгледал под свъсените си вежди, плюнал, па рекъл - "Е па сека среда ли че радиме"....
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[snooper]

Току-що го получих на смс от Майка ми:

Пингвин влиза във фото да се снима:
- Цветна, нали?
- Ааааа, ми може и черно-бяла, няма проблем.
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You're born, you live, and then you die. Unfortunately, too many people miss that middle part.

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[P E T R O V]

Луди има навсякъде, даже и в лудницата.
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[жапанкъ]

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[D3im05]

еб... идиота :х
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Metro 2033

[DinYa]

http://spanak.org/

[_sasho]

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