[Ky3Mu4]

You know you are Bulgarian when...
>
> Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry
> eggs...and tells you it's good
> for you.
>
> Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a
> kitchen knife as a
> screwdriver.
>
> Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
>
> At your wedding you know only about a third of the
> guests.
>
> At least one of your friends' nickname is "Sasho".
>
> Your father calls you a dummy for not knowing how to
> do something he can't
> do either.
>
> You drive a better car than your parents.
>
> There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in
> your garage.
>
> There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at
> the local bar.
>
> You are 18 years old but your parents still call you
> by your sibling's or
> pet's name.
>
> You can hear your dad snoring from across the
> street.
>
> Your baba and diado live in your basement.
>
> Your dad's sneeze scares you.
>
> Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
>
> Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in
> the snow, 5 km uphill
> - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to
> remind you every time
> you get in your car.
>
> There is at least one relative that your family
> refuses to talk to.
>
> Being someone's best man really has no meaning.
>
> When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
>
> Your church has a fully loaded bar.
>
> You don't want to have or do any business with
> Bulgarians.
>
> Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.
>
> You started to drink at the age of 12.
>
> It takes over 8 years to finish college.
>
> You have a Bulgarian cross, flag, or icon, hanging
> from your rear view
> mirror.
>
> If you're a girl and not married by the age of 20
> you are an old maid.
>
> You base your whole life on the fortune in your
> coffee cup.
>
> You live with your mom and dad until you are
> married.
>
> Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your
> ovaries will freeze.
>
> There is a slab of fat in your fridge called
> 'slanina.'
>
> When your baba will not accept the fact that you're
> not hungry.
>
> You go to a restaurant and you bring your own
> drinks.
>
> You live for the annual soccer tournament.
>
> When your grandma insists that farting is healthy.
>
> All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of
> drafts.
>
> When you can hear your parents talking and you are
> across the street.
>
> When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other
> color than burgundy.
>
> Everyone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
>
> No one has ever pronounced your name right, and
> every kid on the block has
> a different nickname for it.
>
> When you can always smell garlic on your parents
> breath and they insist
> that is kills bacteria.
>
> When your mother yells at you for taking a shower
> each and every morning
> with her sarcasm "Did you plow the fields today?"
>
> When no matter how old you are, your parents never
> say you're right.
>
> When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still
> think you are too
> skinny.
>
> When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack
> of smokes.
>
> When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the
> grocery store instead of
> pay a quarter to take the bus.
>
> When you have a chicken running in your back yard.
>
> When your father is talking to you and every other
> word he calls you is
> budala.
>
> You have a shot of rakiya followed by 4erno kafe and
> a pack of Marlboro
> for breakfast.
>
> You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but
> have never exercised in
> your life.
>
> You always have the latest mobile phone on the
> market.
>
> You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup
> of coffee.
>
> Calling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is
> normal.
>
> When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and
> they have to shout to be
> heard.
>
> As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they
> usually scream
> STOICKOV with a weird accent.
>
> When you're married with kids and your mother still
> insists on cooking for
> you.
>
> When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria
> to buy you some "good"
> cigarettes.
>
> When you step on poop and your mom tells you that
> it's a sign of luck or
> money.
>
> You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on
> your own, and still
> sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the
> morning.
>
> Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body
> is the way to cure
> your 102 degree fever.
>
> When you started going to clubs when you were 14.
>
> When you think chalga is good music.
>
> When you are never certain whether stay abroad or
> return to Bulgaria.
>
> You know you're Bulgarian when your dad thinks
> everyone in China has a
> black belt.
>
> When people still think that you are from Bolivia no
> matter how many times
> you say you're from Bulgaria.
>
> When your parents' friends have no shame in telling
> you you've gained
> weight.
>
> You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is
> sniffle and your
> parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for
> getting sick.
>
> You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then
> treated like a
> complete idiot until you get married.
>
> You move next door to a family member to be closer
> but then end up not
> talking to each other because of something stupid
> you said when you were
> drunk.
>
> ..................YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU
> HAVE RUN AWAY FROM
> BULGARIA AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO
> LIVE.......
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[edko]

xxuxuxu dobre .... samo ne znam - da se smeem li ili da plachem ?
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[Zing]

на Блугарски ко ша рече тва?

[stefan]

ima niakoi wiarni nesta ot sorta na
> There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'
:))

a ot kyde go kopna towa?:)

[Ky3Mu4]

[Ky3Mu4]

Tova obache mi e ljubimoto: "There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage." Samo che ima i edin s rakija :)))
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[Imperial]

съжалявам, но намирам всякакви подобни обобщения за жалки и смешни

have a nice day

[Джоуви]

e zashto tolkova naseriozno go vzimash:) ima niakoi verni neshta:)
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[the jester]

мда, около 2/3 са си верни :(((((((((( - сори Imperial F...

[Boteff]

Kuzmi4 tova ot kade go iznameri?!:)))

[the jester]