[plakatista]

e daite sega da vidim koi film ot kogo e vzaimstvan tva e bezmisleno tolkova mnogo mogat da se nameriat normalno e da e taka choveshkata misul v povecheto sk\luchai vurvi v edna i sushta posoka
ima tolkova mnogo primeri....
i matricata mojem da kajem che e zaimstvana ot Жан Люк Годар ama kakvo ot tova daite sega da gi sravniavame edinia film e 54 godina primerno drugia... nema smisul
vuprosa e kakto beshe kazano po gore koi film kak ti vuzdeistva ne e vajno koi purvi se e setil za tazi ideia vuprosa e koi po dobre ia e razkazal i dali ti e dokosnal dushicata.....niakoi gi dokosva drugi ne tova ne pravi ednite po loshi ot drugite za vseki film si ima publika.....
na men gattaca mi e edna ot lubimite fantastiki ama i bezdnata sushto aide sega hodi da gi sravniavash pak niama smisul a govorehme za minority...za mene e ultra iak kakto veche kazah....
HAU....
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[chrom]

Na Jovi mu dai neshto rusko:) nai se kefi.Neshto po gadno i ot Kindzadza ako e she pripadne napravo..

kretenche siguren sum che ne si go i gledal daze
edin put te fanahme f ofisa v podobno polozenie:))))

[Alien]

[morgoth]

SPOILER! Който не е гледал филма да не чете долното!!!
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Моето мнение:
ПАТЕТИЧЕН! Толкова глупав филм, толкова недомислен, смешен, наивен, клиширан, толкова предвидим (дори в детайлите!) с толкова разбита атмосфера...
Толкоз кофти идея за бъдещето не бях виждал от маса време, и даже готините ефекти не я спасяват! Колите са някакви почти същите като сега, пистолетите също, апартаментите (като изключим тоя на Том Круз) също... и от друга страна па тия паяци, изпреварили времето си с 200-300 години, че и единия държеше вратичката да могат да минат останалите :) А интерфейса на компютрите... ми ако искам да правя мускули ще ида на фитнес. А пък идеята за гетото... оох, дано Тери Гилиам не гледа тази смешка. Или пък Ридли Скот.
А толкова брутални клишета не очаквах. Още като видях скенерите на ретини взех да се молия Спилбърг да не падне ЧАК толкова ниско и да вкарва в употреба стария "държа нечии очни ябълки с цел да прекарам скенера" номер... Уесли Снайпс ли го научи? И там стария пистолет накрая, какво, съспенс ли трябваше да има? Нима някой беше изненадан, че лошия чичко (който беше ясен, че е главният гад още откак цъфна на екрана - Възрастен, вложил всичко в този проект, главния герой му е като син, вярва му... а? Поверително от ЛА какво?) толкова, видите ли, символистично ще се самоубие?
А комичните елементи направо ме беше срам да ги гледам. Кат иска да се смее, да направи комедия! Или поне да се ограничи с някоя остроумна забележка, ама да си гони главният герой очните ябълки по нанадолнището, да бърка в хладилника без да вижда и да напипва баш най-гнусните работи... бляяя...
Ама поне не ми беше много скучно, и това е достойнство :)
Бтв довечера може да сканирам пародията Minority Retort от списание MAD, има много свежи коментари ;)

[Гост]

SPOILER2! Който е гледал филма да чете долното!!!
SA MORGOT SA MA IZWINIS TWA SI E TWOE Li4NO mnenie KOETO PAK DOKAZWA 4e MASOWO horata gledat film s o4akwania i TRSIAT POD wola tele.KONCEPCIATA NA FILMA E SUPERREALISTI4NA BASH STOTO nestata ne sa mnogo naprednali WAZDEISTWIETO se podsilwa to4no ot tezi nesta det kaza 4e ne ti hareswat.AKO BEHA IZTRESKALI NEKWI ULTRA FUTURISTI4NI razrabotki NEMASE DA MI TREPNE SARCETO DAZE.AZ Li4no NE OTIDOH DA GO GLEDAM ZARADI SKAPNITE EFEKTI A ZARADI FABULATA koiato zasiaga problemi det tepurwa se se zbluskwa li4nosta na nowia wek.PEACE:))AND joYYY
ps.SCANIARI PARODIITE WINAGI SA IAKI:)))

[morgoth]

Нуби, чети бавно и спокойно какво точно съм написал ;)
Все пак дадох за пример Тери Гилиам и Bladerunner...
Атмосферата в Minority Report ми се видя яко разбита, просто не е фиксирана, страшно неубедителна... тия паяци и в Матрицата ги нямат :)

[Гост]

bah mama mu stiga s tia paiaci we:)))
kat komentwame trea da piseme we4e
efekti:*****
siuzet:*******
i t.n. tkaka se si gi merime po wizualno pone:)))

[morgoth]

Ооох! Не става дума за ефекти бе човек!
Просто концепцията за света не е измислена добре, все едно да гледаш филм за викинги с Калашници... Technology Tree не е симулирано смислено, ами на кой как му е паднало, с цел да се угоди на сюжета и да се намести се е прецакала концепцията за образа на света в бъдещето.
Я сега за домашно гледай Бразилия и Блейд Рънър по 3 пъти :)
Хайде, атмосферата не е най-важното (макар че на тоя филм не само тя му куца - все пак човек не гледа всеки ден филм, в който всичко е съвсем предвидимо и имаш чувството, че вече си го гледал), но след като имаме такива прекрасни примери в миналото.. как да не го е яд човек, че сега ни предлагат такива бълвочи?

[Гост]

e i 2ta filma sam gigledal po mno pti ma waobste ne si pomilslim da gi srawniawam.AWE twa eSPILBERG WE TWA SA AMERIKANCI :))))))

[LMNT]

Tukmo si missleh da pooborja mnenijeto na NUBIZUS za lamericantzite...
Pussnah predi tova google-a da vidim toj qvo "missli" za chez-d'oeuvre-a na Spiel...

Eto neshto interessno po vaprossa:
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1///"In "Minority Report," Steven Spielberg has made the least sentimental film of his career -- and the shrewdest movie of the season so far. Creative energy and intelligence inform every frame. Nothing is left to chance. This is the kind of pure entertainment that, in its fullness and generosity, feels almost classic. ...."Minority Report" is not cuddly. It has an austere look to it. The streets have a noirish, menacing feel. When Anderton comes home at the end of the day, he steps out of his car into an apartment lit in a cold, loveless light. He watches home video of his estranged wife and of his son, who was abducted and killed some years before, only the video here is life-size and has the illusion of three dimensions. Just the thing to drive a grieving person crazy. Throughout, Spielberg makes the smart choices, never getting ahead of his audience, never pushing for emotions that aren't earned. Last summer, "A.I.: Artificial Intelligence" made many of us wonder if Spielberg had lost his touch or his enthusiasm for delighting movies. "Minority Report" is his return to form. .

This film contains violence. "( E tova posslednoto beshe chuka!)

2///"The film is being sold as a sci-fi riff on The Fugitive, with action and special effects galore. But although it has plenty of both, Minority Report turns out to be something much more traditional. This is a fiendishly complicated whodunit -- or, to be more precise, a who-done-what-to-whom-and-when -- told within the confines of thoughtful, speculative science-fiction.....One of Minority Report's central themes is seeing (eyeballs, severed and not, figure prominently in the plot), and the movie is a joy to watch. .... Unusual for Spielberg, the movie also carries a streak of ghoulish gallows humor. ....

3///"Convenience and safety become paramount virtues, but the film predicts some grim consequences to a future that's currently in the making, not just to civil liberties, but to the very notion of free will. With all these fascinating ideas in the air, plus a couple of beautifully choreographed suspense sequences worthy of Brian DePalma, it's disappointing that the script writes itself into a corner, ending with a run of whodunit clichés. But even when it bends to overweening ambition, Minority Report finds Spielberg in peak form as a craftsman and an artist, boldly advancing the medium with the message."

4///"But the more it's about solving a mystery, the more ordinary a movie it becomes. ... Much has been changed from Dick's original -- for instance, the protagonist, a middle-aged man with a balding pate and a young wife, has been retooled into someone who can be played by Tom Cruise. ...Spielberg, his screenwriters and a team of futurists have dreamed up a tomorrow in which retinal scans are used to pitch ads directly at individual consumers, in which newspapers morph as events change, in which cars run on electromagnetic energy (traveling both horizontally and vertically). And it's shot by Spielberg and cinematographer Janusz Kaminski in a gritty, shadowy, high-contrast, washed-out mode that reflects the hollowness at the core of Anderton's being. ....For most of its running time, "Minority Report" is peppery, sinister and sharp, a cautionary yarn about police power gone amok that feels like classic science fiction. ....But the most compelling question dangling at its end is, "Didn't Steven Spielberg used to know how to bring a movie to an end?" "

5///"The futurist vision of a consumer society in Minority Report -- which was written by Scott Frank and Jon Cohen and very loosely based on a longish and dullish 1956 Philip K. Dick story -- is alarmingly plausible. ...Minority Report is basically futuro film noir, and what's "deep" about it are the standard sci-fi tropes about the individual vs. society and what's real and what isn't, as well as the usual quasi-religious overtones about playing God. ...

6///"Rating: **½

At the very least, you expect a Steven Spielberg film to show signs of his oversized imprimatur, to contain within it a few sequences only available to a director of his kinetic gifts and cinematic imagination. Although not all (or even most) of his movies are aesthetic triumphs, they seldom deprive the audience of those occasional eureka moments, of a chance to sit bolt upright and marvel, "Ah, yes, that's lovely. That's a guy who truly understands the rhythm of the camera and the grammar of his medium."
... Alas, there are no eurekas here. Minority Report is a major disappointment not because it's a minor effort. Coming from anyone else, it would be an acceptably average summer flick -- certainly not great but far from terrible and, despite a rather bloated running time, always watchable. Coming from Spielberg, however, the merely average begins to seem woefully bland. In fact, you almost start to wish for worse in the fond hope that, as in last year's A.I., the awful will get balanced by the brilliant. But that hope too gets dashed. ...Ultimately, we're left with a film that fails to pick up its own pearl of wisdom. About the two-thirds mark, this gem gets dropped: "Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the darkness." Damn straight, but there can be no real risk when there's no real darkness. Hedging its bets, Minority Report is more humdrum than horrible. It isn't futuristic film noir; it's just everyday film beige."

7///" Miscast, misguided, and often nonsensical, Minority Report is nevertheless the most entertaining, least pretentious genre movie Steven Spielberg has made in the decade since Jurassic Park. Spielberg shot this science-fiction thriller while editing A.I., and it has the feel of a second chance—at once giddier than the Kubrick adaptation in its filmmaking and more melancholy in its metaphysics. ...Predicated on lost children and broken families, Minority Report doesn't entirely escape Spielbergian bathos. But this sentimentality is not the sole instance of the filmmaker's personal investment. There's a rueful edge to the tawdry image emporium—part sleazy disco, part psychedelic Radio Shack—where citizens seek solace and Anderton tries to "download" Agatha's visions. And most fascinating is the bitter knowledge of its final mystery: If you can only create the right movie, you can get away with murder. ...
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На экзаменах в разведшколу абитуриент Петр Семенов не ответил ни на один вопрос, в результате чего был принят сразу на второй курс

[morgoth]

С малко закъснение, мързеше ме да сканирам цялото, така че само някои картинки:





За новия Хитър Потър е по-смешно, че и цветно :)

[Гост]

haaaaa.ot kade gi dokopwas tezi nestca weeeee.strasno dai za hari potar.az si me4taia zaporno komiks s kari harmaiani.bah nikoi li ne see esetil weeee:)))prestwiteli si kwo zawirane na letisti metli se padne ooppp i hp si prawi kura kat perka na hilekopter.:))))dawai hary potarrrrrr